Giggle or grin

H Hug

K Kiss

S Smile

T Tickle

W Wink

2MFM To much for me

2U2 To you too

4AYN For all you know

4COL For crying out loud

4SALE For sale

4U For you

=W= Whatever

>U Screw you!

? Huh?

?4U Question for you

A/S/L Age/Sex/Location

AAMOF As a matter of fact

ABFL A big fat lady

ABT About

ADN Any day now

AFAIC As far as I'm concerned

AFAICS As far as I can see

AFAICT As far as I can tell

AFAIK As far as I know

AFAYC As far as you're concerned

AFK Away from computer keyboard (for wireless users)

AIM AOL Instant Messenger; also verb for FTP'ing files via AIM

AISI As I see it

AIUI As I understand it

AKA Also known as

AML All my love

ANFSCD And now for something completely different

ASAP As soon as possible

ASL Assistant section leader

ASL Age, sex, location

ASLP Age, sex, location, picture

ASOP Assistant system operator

ATM At the moment

AWA As well as

AWGTHTGTTA Are we going to have to go trough this again?

AWHFY Are we having fun yet?

AWOL Away without leave

AWOL Absent without leave

AYOR At your own risk

AYPI? And your point is?

B Back

B/C Because

B/F Boyfriend

B4 Before

B4N Bye for now

BAC Back at computer

BAG Busting a gut

BAK Back at the keyboard

BBIAB Be back in a bit

BBL Be back later

BBLBNTSBO... Be back later but not to soon because of...

BBR Burnt beyond repair

BBS Bulletin board system

BBS Be back soon

BC Be cool

BC Because

BCNU Be Seein' You

BEG Big evil grin

BF Boyfriend

BFN Bye for now

BG Big grin

BICBW But I could be wrong

BION Believe it or not

BIOYIOB Blow it out your I/O port

BITMT But in the meantime

BKA Better known as

BL Belly laughing

BM Bite me

BMB bite my bum

BMG Be my guest

BMTIPG Brilliant minds think in parallel gutters

BOB Back off bastard

BOL Be on later

BOM Bitch of mine

BOT Back on topic

BRB Be right back

BRBB Be right back bitch

BRBS Be right back soon

BRH Be right here

BRS Big red switch

BS Bull shit

BS Big smile

BSF But seriously folks

BST But seriously though

BTA But then again

BTAIM Be that as it may

BTDT Been there done that

BTOBD Be there or be dead

BTOBS Be there or be square

BTSOOM Beats the shit out of me

BTW By the way

BUDWEISER Because you deserve what every individual should ever receive

BWQ Buzz word quotient

BWTHDIK But what the heck do I know

BYOB Bring your own bottle

BYOH Bat You Onna Head

C&G Chuckle and grin

CAD Ctrl-alt-delete

CADET Can't add, doesn't even try

CDIWY Couldn't do it without you

CFN Ciao for now

CFS Care for secret?

CFV Call for votes

CFY Calling for you

CID Crying in disgrace

CID Consider it done

CIM CompuServe information manager

CLM Career limiting move

CM@TW Catch me at the web

CMIIW Correct me if I'm wrong

CNP Continue in next post

CO Conference

CRAFT Can't remember a f**king thing

CRS Can�t remember shit

CSG Chuckle snicker grin

CTS Changing the subject

CU See you

CU2 See you too

CUL See you later

CUL8R See you later

CWOT Complete waste of time

CWYL Chat with you later

CYA Cover your ass

CYA See ya

CYAL8R See ya later

CYO See you online

DBA Doing business as

DCED Disconnected

DFLA Disenhanced four-letter acronym

DGA Digital guardian angel

DGARA Don't give a rats ass

DH Darling husband

DIIK Darn if i know

DIKU Do I know you?

DITYID Did I tell you I'm distressed

DIY Do it yourself

DL Download

DL Dead link

DLTBBB Don't let the bad bugs bite

DMMGH Don't make me get hostile

DND Do not disturb

DQMOT Don't quote me on this

DTC Damn this computer

DTRT Do the right thing

DUCT Did you see that?

DWAI Don't worry about it

DWIM Do what I mean

DWIMC Do what I mean, correctly

DWISNWID Do what I say, not what I do

DYJHIW Don't you just hate it when...

DYK Do you know

DYOH Do your own homework

EAK Eating at keyboard

EG Evil grin

EIE Enough is enough

EMFBI Excuse me for butting in

EMFJI Excuse me for jumping in

EMSG Email message

EOD End of discussion

EOF End of file

EOL End of lecture

EOM End of message

EOT End of thread

ETLA Extended three letter acronym

F Female

F/F Face to face

F2F Face to face

FAQ Frequently asked questions

FAWC For anyone who cares

FBOW For better or worse

FBTW Fine, be that way

FCFS First come, first served

FCOL For crying out loud

FIFO First in, first out

FISH First in, still here

FLA Four-letter acronym

FOAD F*ck off and die

FOAF Friend of a friend

FOB F**k off bitch

FOC Free of charge

FOCL Falling of chair laughing

FOFL Falling on the floor laughing

FOS Freedom of speech

FOTCL Falling of the chair laughing

FTF Face to face

FTTT From time to time

FU F*cked up

FUBAR F*cked up beyond all recognition

FUD Fear, uncertainty and doubt

FURTB Full up ready to burst (about hard disk drives)

FW Freeware

FW Forward

FWIW For what it's worth

FYA For your amusement

FYE For your entertainment

FYEO For your eyes only

FYI For your information

G Grin

G&BIT Grin and bear it

G2B Going to bed

G2G Got to go

G2GGS2D Got to go get something to drink

GA Go ahead

GA Good afternoon

GAFIA Get away from it all

GAL Get a life

GAS Greetings and salutations

GBH Great big hug

GBH&K Great big huh and kisses

GBR Garbled beyond recovery

GBY God bless you

GD&H Grinning, ducking and hiding

GD&R Grinning, ducking and running

GD&RAFAP Grinning, ducking and running as fast as possible

GD&REF&F grinning, ducking and running even further and faster

GD&RF Grinning, ducking and running fast

GD&RVF Grinning, ducking and running very

GD&W Grin, duck and wave

GDW Grin, duck and wave

GE Good evening

GF Girlfriend

GFETE Grinning from ear to ear

GFN Gone for now

GFU Good for you

GG Good game

GGU2 Good game you two

GIGO Garbage in garbage out

GJ Good job

GL Good luck

GL&GH Good luck and good hunting

GM Good match

GM Good move

GM Good morning

GMAB Give me a break

GMAO Giggling my ass off

GMBO Giggling my butt off

GMTA Great minds think alike

GN Good night

GOK God only knows

GOWI Get on with it

GPF General protection fault

GR&D Grinning, running and ducking

GR8 Great

GRA Go right ahead

GTG Gotta go

GTG Got to go

GTSY Glad to see you

GW Good work

H Hug

H&K Hug and kiss

H/O Hold on

HAG1 Have a good one

HAGD Have a good day

HAGN Have a good night

HAGS Have a good summer

HAHA Having a heart attack

HAK Hug and kiss

HAND Have a nice day

HB Hurry back

HB Hug back

HDYWTDT How do you work this dratted thing

HF Have fun

HH Holding hands

HHIS Hanging head in shame

HHJK Ha ha, just kidding

HHOJ Ha ha, only joking

HHOK Ha ha, only kidding

HHOS Ha ha, only seriously

HIH Hope it helps

HILIACACLO Help I lapsed into a coma and can�t log off

HIWTH Hate it when that happens

HLM He loves me

HMS Hanging my self

HMS Home made smiley

HMT Here�s my try

HMWK Homework

HOAS Hold on a second

HSIK How should i know

HT Hi there

HTH Hope this helps

HTHBE Hope this has been enlightening

HYLMS Hate you like my sister

IAAA I am an accountant

IAAL I am a lawyer

IAC In any case

IAE In any event

IAG I am gay

IAG It's all good

IAIM In an Irish minute

IANAA I am not an accountant

IANAL I am not a lawyer

IBN I'm bucked naked

IC I see

ICOCBW I could of course be wrong

IDC I don't care

IDGARA I don't give a rat's ass

IDGI I don't get it

IDGW In a good way

IDI I doubt it

IDK I don't know

IDTT I'll drink to that

IFVB I feel very bad

IGP I gotta pee

IGTP I get the point

IHTFP I have truly found paradise

IHTFP I hate this f'**king place

IHU I hate you

IHY I hate you

II I�m impressed

IIR If I recall

IIRC If I recall correctly

IIT I�m impressed too

IJWTK I just want to know

IJWTS I just want to say

IK I know

IKWUM I know what you mean

ILBCNU I"ll be seeing you

ILU I love you

ILY I love you

ILYFAE I love you forever and ever

IM Instant message

IMAO In my arrogant opinion

IMBO In my bloody opinion

IMCO In my considered opinion

IME In my experience

IMFAO In my f***ing arrogant opinion

IMHO In my humble opinion

IMNSHO In my, not so humble opinion

IMO In my opinion

IMOBO In my own biased opinion

IMP I might be pregnant

IMPOV In my point of view

IMS I am sorry

INAL I'm not a lawyer

INPO In no particular order

IOIT I'm on Irish Time

IOW In other words

IRC Internet Relay Chat; an multiuser, multinetwork conversing platform (http://www.irc.org)

IRL In real life

IRMFI I reply merely for information

IRSTBO It really sucks the big one

IS I'm sorry

ISTM It seems to me

ISTR I seem to recall

ISWYM I see what you mean

ITFA In the final analysis

ITRO In the reality of

ITRW In the real world

ITSFWI If the shoe fits, wear it

IVL In virtual live

IWALY I will always love you

IWBNI It would be nice if

IYKWIM If you know what I mean

IYSWIM If you see what I mean

J/K Just kidding

J/P Just playing

JAM Just a minute

JAS Just a second

JASE Just another system error

JAWS Just another windows shell

JIC Just in case

JJWY Just joking with you

JK Just kidding

JMHO Just my humble opinion

JMO Just my opinion

JP Just playing

JTLYK Just to let you know

JW Just wondering

K Okay

K Kiss (rarely used)

KB Kiss back

KHYF Know how you feel

KIS Keep it simple

KISS Keep it simple stupid

KISS Keep it simple sister

KISS Keeping it sweetly simple

KIT Keep in touch

KMA Kiss my ass

KMB Kiss my butt

KOTC Kiss on the cheek

KOTL Kiss on the lips

KUTGW Keep up the good work

KWIM Know what I mean?

L Laugh

L8R Later

L8R G8R Later gator

LAB Life's a bitch

LBR Little boys room

LD Long distance

LGR Little girls room

LHM Lord help me

LHU Lord help us

LL&P Live long & prosper

LMA Leave me alone

LMABO Laughing my ass back on

LMAO Laughing my ass off

LMFAO Laughing my fat ass off

LMHO Laughing my head off

LMK Let me know

LNK Love and kisses

LOL Laughing out loud

LOL Lots of luck

LOL Lots of love

LOLA Laughing out loud again

LOML Light of my life (or love of my life)

LOMLILY Light of my life, I love you

LOOL Laughing out outrageously loud

LSHIPMP Laughing so hard I pissed my pants

LSHMBB Laughing so hard my belly is bouncing

LSHMBH Laughing so hard my belly hurts

LTNS Long time no see

LTR Long term relationship

LTS Laughing to self

LULAS Love you like a sister

LUWAMH Love you with all my heart

LY Love ya

LYK Let you know

LYL Love ya lots

LYLAB Love ya like a brother

LYLAS Love ya like a sister

M Male

M8 Mate

MB Maybe

MBO Laughing my butt off

MYOB Mind your own business

N In

N/C Not cool

N/M Never mind / nothing much

N/S No shit

N2M Not too much

NBD No big deal

NE1 Anyone

NETUA Nobody ever tells us anything

NFI No f***ing idea

NL Not likely

NM Never mind / nothing much

NMH Not much here

NMJC Nothing much, just chillin'

NOM No offense meant

NOTTOMH Not of the top of my mind

NOYB None of your business

NOYFB None of your fing business

NP No problem

NRN No response necessary

NS No shit

NTA Non-technical acronym

NVM Nevermind

OBTW Oh, by the way

OF On fire

OFIS On floor with stitches

OH Off hand

OIC Oh, I see

OIC Oh I see

OK Abbreviation of oll korrect (all correct)

OL Old lady (wife, girlfriend)

OM Old man (husband, boyfriend)

OMG Oh my god / gosh / goodness

OOC Out of character

OT Off topic / other topic

OTOH On the other hand

OTP On the phone

OTTOMH Off the top of my head

PAW Parents are watching

PDS Please don't shoot

PEBCAK Problem exists between chair and keyboard

PLS Please

PLZ Please

PM Private message

PMFJI Pardon me for jumping in

PMJI Pardon my jumping in (Another way for PMFJI)

PMP Peed my pants

POAHF Put on a happy face

POC Point of contact

POOF I have left the chat

POS Parents over shoulder

POTB Pats on the back

POV Point of view

PPL People

PS Post script

PSA Public show of affection

Q4U Question for you

QSL Reply

QSO Conversation

QT Cutie

RCED Reconnected

RE Hi again (same as re's)

ROFL Rolling on floor laughing

ROFLAPMP Rolling on floor laughing and peed my pants

ROFLMAO Rolling on floor laughing my ass off

ROFLOLAY Rolling on floor laughing out loud at you

ROFLOLTSDMC Rolling on floor laughing out loud tears streaming down my cheeks

ROFLOLUTS Rolling on floor laughing out loud unable to speak

ROFLOLWTIME Rolling on floor laughing out loud with tears in my eyes

ROTFL Rolling on the floor laughing

RSN Real soon now

RTF Read the FAQ

RTFM Read the fing manual

RTSM Read the stupid manual

RUOK? Are you okay?

RUTTM Are you talking to me

RVD Really very dumb

S2R Send to receive

SAMAGAL Stop annoying me and get a live

SCNR Sorry, could not resist

SETE Smiling ear to ear

SH Same here

SH So hot

SHICPMP So happy I could piss my pants

SHID Slaps head in disgust

SHMILY See how much I love you

SIM Shit, it's Monday

SITWB Sorry, in the wrong box

SNAFU Situation normal, all F***ed up

SO Significant other

SOHF Sense of humor failure

SOMY Sick of me yet?

SPAM Stupid persons' advertisement

SRY Sorry

SSDD Same shit different day

STBY Sucks to be you

STW Search the web

SWAK Sealed with a kiss

SWALK Sweet, with all love, kisses

SWL Screaming with laughter

SYS See you soon

SYSOP System operator

TA Thanks again

TAFN That's all for now

TBA To be announced

TBH To be honest

TCO Taken care of

TGIF Thank god its Friday

THTH To hot to handle

THX Thanks

TIA Thanks in advance

TIIC The idiots in charge

TJM That's just me

TLA Three-letter acronym

TMA Take my advice

TMI To much information

TNSTAAFL There's no such thing as a free lunch

TNX Thanks

TOH To other half

TOY Thinking of you

TPTB The powers that be

TSDMC Tears streaming down my cheeks

TT2T To tired to talk

TTFN Ta ta for now

TTT Thought that, too

TTUL Talk to you later

TTYL Talk to you later

TTYLMF Talk to you later my friend

TU Thank you

TWMA Till we meet again

TX Thanx

TY Thank you

TYVM Thank you very much

U2 You too

UAPITA You're a pain in the ass

UR Your

URAQT! You are a cutie!

UW You're welcom

VBG Very big grin

VBS Very big smile

W/E Whatever

W8 Wait

W8AM Wait a minute

WAY Who are you

WB Welcome back

WBS Write back soon

WDHLM Why doesn't he love me

WE Whatever

WFM Works for me

WNDITWB We never did it this way before

WP Wrong person

WRT With respect to

WTF What/who the F***?

WTG Way to go

WTGP Want to go private?

WTH What/who the heck?

WTMI Way to much information

WU What's up?

WU? What's up?

WUD What's up dog?

WUF Where are you from?

WUWT Whats up with that

WYMM Will you marry me?

WYSIWYG What you see is what you get

XTLA Extended three letter acronym

Y Why?

Y2K You're too kind

YATB You are the best

YBS You'll be sorry

YG Young gentleman

YHBBYBD You'd have better bet your bottom dollar

YL Young lady

YL You 'll live

YM You mean

YM Young man

YMMD You've made my day

YMMV Your mileage may vary

YOYO You're on your own

YT? You there?

YVM You're very welcom

YW You're welcome

YW You are welcome

YWIA You're welcome in advance

YWTHM You want to hug me

YWTKM You want to kiss me

YWTLM You want to love me

YY4U Two wise for you